20. Sagittarius. The nice kind of asshole.

Anonymous: Are you still doing the weird ask thing? IF you are then, sometimes I hear these REALLY weirddd noises at like 4 in the morning coming from my bathroom. So last night I got up to go check and I think I saw a ghost but he was like a really hot looking ghost, so I read up ways to summon ghosts and seduce them so is it weird that I'm trying to summon the ghost up so he can have sex with me?

i’m done

posted 4 hours ago with 1 note

Fuckin need
Hey babe
Anonymous: Lol ok so hereee is a weird thing.. i asked my ex boyfriend if he would give a blow job to me if i had a penis and he said yes so on his birthday i bought a strap on and filled it with mayonnaise and i squeezed it after like 10 minutes and he swallowed it and we would do that regularly until he got a mouth infection from the plastic

posted 18 hours ago with 4 notes

lets see if this’ll happen: ask me an absurd question, tell me something crazy or weird, whatever; anon or not, and i’ll reply with just my facial reaction

posted 18 hours ago with 0 notes

Really tired of feeling like I have no one

of having no one* 

posted 19 hours ago with 3 notes

I want to give you hickies where only you and I can see

posted 20 hours ago with 94,478 notes

oh-kay. 
Anonymous: How many girls did you hook up with this week ?

why do u people assume i swim in pussy lol i’m not even attractive, chill, i haven’t slept with anyone in a minute.

posted 20 hours ago with 0 notes

hyperborean-wanderer:

thatfunnyblog:

Pura verdad

In my school it was all the asian kids

lmfao every straight A hispanic kid wore these