20. Sagittarius. The nice kind of asshole.

mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

posted 1 hour ago with 512,187 notes

Me on payday
nissan420sx:

alright where are all yall getting these kermits…

weepingdildo:

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

posted 9 hours ago with 542,638 notes

blasianxbri:

me during my period week.


Me always
  • girl: we even finish each others s-
  • guy: quaaaaaaaaaaad FLOCKA

posted 23 hours ago with 56,591 notes